At the store...a while back
Let me say this... I did not fully appreciate Creepmas until I came back to this continent.
Here in this town Halloween stuff started hitting shelves end of August. By end of September Michael's was already having their end-of-season sale on Halloween items. I find this disturbing. Although I did take advantage of the situation and buy myself some evil bunting.
However, that said here are examples of fun Halloween merchandise found in the stores over a month ago...
...when I wasn't quite ready.
NOW, I'm ready. Except all you can find in stores now is *&#^%&^%* green and red! Not orange and black!! (Or purple and green...if you go that way.)
The only merchandise I could show you today are half empty shelves of candy and half-priced ceramic pumpkins. I could show you Christmas trees tho...
This explosion of Christmas crap that has hit the stores in the last three weeks --- when Halloween HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET -- well, it's left me feeling quite disgusted!
I do not like this. No. Not at all. Please some one put a stop to it.
NEW Rules of Halloween
ALWAYS...
1) Wear a costume
2) Pass out treats
3) Never blow out a Jack-O-Lantern
4) Always check your candy
5) Never stock shelves with Christmas stuff before October 31st!!
Here in this town Halloween stuff started hitting shelves end of August. By end of September Michael's was already having their end-of-season sale on Halloween items. I find this disturbing. Although I did take advantage of the situation and buy myself some evil bunting.
However, that said here are examples of fun Halloween merchandise found in the stores over a month ago...
...when I wasn't quite ready.
NOW, I'm ready. Except all you can find in stores now is *&#^%&^%* green and red! Not orange and black!! (Or purple and green...if you go that way.)
The only merchandise I could show you today are half empty shelves of candy and half-priced ceramic pumpkins. I could show you Christmas trees tho...
This explosion of Christmas crap that has hit the stores in the last three weeks --- when Halloween HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET -- well, it's left me feeling quite disgusted!
I do not like this. No. Not at all. Please some one put a stop to it.
Uhmmm...Sam?
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ALWAYS...
1) Wear a costume
2) Pass out treats
3) Never blow out a Jack-O-Lantern
4) Always check your candy
5) Never stock shelves with Christmas stuff before October 31st!!
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