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Spook spotlight: Scarycrow

Most farmer's scarecrows are the cute and cuddly type, with a patchwork quilt face and a stitched-on grin of friendliness. But this maize mannequin is monstrously morose if not downright zombiefied. Crows and humans alike � you've been warned. Here are more fun facts about Scarycrow:
  • Sick of: The dry cleaner�s excuse for why the bird dropping stains can�t come out
  • Catch-phrase: �That�s the last straw�
  • Little-known fact: Auditioned for �The Wizard of Oz,� but lost the part after changing the lyrics to �If I Could Only Eat Some Brains�
  • Known for: Corny jokes, stuffing himself at mealtime, always picking the short straw

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